It’s time for some Random Thoughts on parenting, kid logic and life in general. Today, I am going to give you my random thoughts on motherhood and everything in-between. It’s so much fun. You’ll see!
Random Thoughts from the Mad Mommy!
Not to brag or anything, but I have a 5-year-old that can slam doors at a 15-year-old level. #BLESSED
“Boy, I know you want to go mining for rocks, but you just can’t do that in below freezing weather.“, I say through gritted teeth for the 37th time this week.
Did you know that chocolate tastes EVEN BETTER when you buy it on sale or on clearance? #FACT
Since becoming a parent, I have entered a permanent state of exhaustion. I am just always tired. Tired is the new trend. Tired is now an eternal state of mind. “Nama-tired, the tiredness in me, recognizes the caffeine you sell here.”
My kids will not eat cheeseburger macaroni that I make, but if I add hamburger to Kraft mac n cheese, they eat it up. #HYPOCRITES.