It’s time for some Random Thoughts on parenting, kid logic and life in general. Today, I am going to give you my random thoughts on motherhood on Monday and what that entails. It’s so much fun. You’ll see!
Random Thoughts from the Mad Mommy!
Apparently, the 5 year old and grandma think that a piece of gum is an acceptable breakfast alternative.
My son has become obsessed with Toaster Strudels and now rises before dawn to stare at your face until you wake up to make him one.
My five year old has decided that this Monday is brought us by the letter N and O, but only from her. If they come from me, it means nothing.
Watching my husband leave for work this morning was met with a mix of “have a nice day, honey” and jealousy.
I simply have not had enough coffee and don’t know if any amount will be enough for today.
On a scale of 1-10, how wrong is it to make the days activity a trip to the wine section of the local liquor store? To be fair, I believe there is a Pokestop and a Gym in that strip mall…
I seriously think about running away more now, as an adult, than I ever did as a child and I thought about it a lot as a child…
My kids are in a constant battle to see who can make mommy go batshit crazy first, I just know it!