Quotes About Moms!
Happy Impending Mother’s Day!
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.” — Peter De Vries
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” — Phyllis Diller
“Mothers are all slightly insane.” — J.D. Salinger
“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.” —Barbara Kingsolver
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” — Jack Nicholson
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” — Erma Bombeck
“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” — Chinese Proverb
“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely. But the desire to beget children is a natural urge.” — Phyllis Diller
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” — Mark Twain
So, this Mother’s Day….
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